A friend is like the gas blown from the ass. 
Which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives u relaxation and comfort. 
 
Thanks for being the gas of my ass!!

Tum insan nahi ho,  
Na hi tum insan kehlane k mustahiq ho 
Kyun k tum to ek  
 
 
 
 
Farishta HO 
 
 
 
Kon sa farishta? 
 
 
 
 
Wohi! 
 
 
 
Jise Jannat se nikala gya tha!!

Ur 5 Qualities! 
 
1_________ 
 
2_________ 
 
3_________ 
 
4_________ 
 
5_________ 
 
Agar zindagi me koi acha kam kia hota to aaj ye jagha khali na hoti..!!

Always try to send nice messages.. 
 
 
Bcoz, when u will die 
People will say: 
 
 
Banda chawal c par sms changay karda c ;)

Tum door sahi majboor sahi par yaad tumhari ati hai..! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tum baat wahan par karte ho, badbu yahan tak aati hai..! 
 
Plz use close up!!

Agar aapko lagta hai 
Ap handsome ho 
Smart ho 
Charming ho 
To 
kutta paal len 
sanp paal len 
mendak paal len 
 
Magr plzzzz 
 
 
 
 
Galat fehmi na paalein. 
Shukria

Arz kia hai.. 
 
Khuda bachai aap ko: 
 
in haseeno se.. 
 
in naaznino se.. 
 
in mehjabino se.. 
 
 
par in hasino ko kon bachaye ga? 
 
aap jaise 
 
Kamino se..

Dil ne kaha chalo Sms karo, 
 
Socha!  
Dil to pagal hai 
 
Phir khayla aya 
chalo koi baat nahi. 
 
jisko karna hai 
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. 
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Wo bi to pagal hi hai.. 
 
hehehehehhe

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